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a japanese teenager sits his parents down

"mom dad, im gay"

"but son how do you know? are you in love?"

the son shakes his head as a tear rolls down his face. he lifts his hands from his lap. they are bigger than his face. his mother begins to weep

he has yaoi hands.

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Everything’s got to end sometime, otherwise nothing would ever get started.

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when i was 4 my dad asked me what i wanted to be when i grow up and i replied ‘daddy i want to be a cheesecake’ it’s been 12 fucking years and no one has let me forget it 

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me:  i am actually so happy with my life right now for once
next day:  *everything fucks up*
Cop:  Have you been drinking?
Me:  I been drankin'
Cop:  Surfbort
Me:  Surfbort


*taps foot impatiently while waiting for someone to date me*

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ripping out someone one’s headphones is the 8th deadly sin

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*puts on lifejacket* i am ready for intercourse

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