a japanese teenager sits his parents down
"mom dad, im gay"
"but son how do you know? are you in love?"
the son shakes his head as a tear rolls down his face. he lifts his hands from his lap. they are bigger than his face. his mother begins to weep
he has yaoi hands.
Everything’s got to end sometime, otherwise nothing would ever get started.
when i was 4 my dad asked me what i wanted to be when i grow up and i replied ‘daddy i want to be a cheesecake’ it’s been 12 fucking years and no one has let me forget it
*taps foot impatiently while waiting for someone to date me*
ripping out someone one’s headphones is the 8th deadly sin
*puts on lifejacket* i am ready for intercourse