not ur mother's favorite website

osynileg:

its easier to say “they” instead of “she/he” when you’re not sure about someone’s gender so stop acting like everyone is making your life complicated

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reblogged from bratty-batty    source: cyberwaifu
stunningpicture:

How we beat the heat in Australia. Ice cold can on a warm belly.

stunningpicture:

How we beat the heat in Australia. Ice cold can on a warm belly.

mrchainsaw22:

seniormudbutt:

Long live the Ozman

Ozzy is forever my spirit animal 

keystonecougar:

cautioncat:

sizvideos:

Video

Okay this is cute.

this is how you prank

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reblogged from spankinglarry    source: sizvideos

snoia:

WHITE PEOPLE ghetto words:

  • weaves
  • ratchet
  • laqueesha
  • twerk

REAL GENUINE ghetto words:

  • dumb doo doo evil head
  • twenty seven
  • mitosis
week 1 of friendship:  this is a cool person
week 30 of friendship:  this is a gay egg
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reblogged from spankinglarry    source: squidnapped

heinekenrana:

darkpathos:

"You either die a hero or live long enough to become a villain." 

FRICK

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reblogged from bratty-batty    source: darkpathos

youngstero:

my mom went to high school with jamie lee curtis and one time they both got caught smoking pot together and jamie told the teacher it was my mom’s and my mom was suspended and jamie lee got no punishment so think about that next time you want some activia

the laxative yogurt lady fucked over my mom

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reblogged from joshpeck    source: youngstero

tayloracleswift:

scenicroutes:

taylor swift has been on tumblr for all of a week and she’s already running around in highly tumblr-specific meme t-shirts… how soon until she embraces anti-capitalism

image

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reblogged from princehomo    source: scenicroutes

breakfastburritoe:

dropping out of school to become part of a chicken nugget cult

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reblogged from assume    source: breakfastburritoe
high school boy:  omg that girl my age is wearing a skirt above her knees, oh god I can see kneecaps????
high school boy:  omg giRLS HVAE KNEESCAP????
school administrator:  shit shit
high school boy:  bUT I HAEV NEECKAP
school administrator:  no don't look don't think about it ok just keep walking
high school boy:  I AM PERSON, HAEV KNEEPCAP, GIRL HAVE KNEECPAP, GIRL ARE PERSONS?????????
high school admin:  fuck shit shit no-
high school boy:  /explodes
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reblogged from spankinglarry    source: snewts
taint3ed:

WHERE ARE THE LIES

taint3ed:

WHERE ARE THE LIES

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reblogged from spankinglarry    source: cozyqueen

i want to be a mushroom because they’re cute and can also be poisonous

I wish i could make you into a coat, but a living coat not a dead coat

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reblogged from darrynmicheal    source: weirdeyecontact
me:  I want a movie where the villain wins
dr. horrible:  
me:  
me:  no
me:  not like this