its easier to say “they” instead of “she/he” when you’re not sure about someone’s gender so stop acting like everyone is making your life complicated
How we beat the heat in Australia. Ice cold can on a warm belly.
Long live the Ozman
Ozzy is forever my spirit animal
Okay this is cute.
this is how you prank
WHITE PEOPLE ghetto words:
REAL GENUINE ghetto words:
- dumb doo doo evil head
- twenty seven
"You either die a hero or live long enough to become a villain."
my mom went to high school with jamie lee curtis and one time they both got caught smoking pot together and jamie told the teacher it was my mom’s and my mom was suspended and jamie lee got no punishment so think about that next time you want some activia
the laxative yogurt lady fucked over my mom
taylor swift has been on tumblr for all of a week and she’s already running around in highly tumblr-specific meme t-shirts… how soon until she embraces anti-capitalism
dropping out of school to become part of a chicken nugget cult
WHERE ARE THE LIES
i want to be a mushroom because they’re cute and can also be poisonous
I wish i could make you into a coat, but a living coat not a dead coat